"I destroyed America" (December 2008, author unknown)
Yesterday was beautiful
I watched the sun rise
On a desolate America
Gone are the "Spacious skies"

I gave government control
And now they dominate
They own our medicare
And our income rate

I made gas prices skyrocket
And citizens live in fear
We're addicted to foreign oil
Because we won't drill here

I raised taxes on companies
So a layoff was forced
Now 1000's are unemployed
And their work is outsourced

Many don't even try
I've made a land of slobs
Because now welfare pays better
Than American jobs

I destroyed American values
What our forefathers believed in
Now the government tells us
What is and isn't sin

I enabled gun control
In every American State
This makes every home a target
And no one can sleep safe

Now the criminals get guns
Even though their victims couldn't
I destroyed the constitution
Though I promised that I wouldn't

We rehabilitate murderers
And then set them free
Until they kill again
See I banned death penalty

I let foreign families starve
And the innocent bleed
I don't send our army help
Or weapons that they need

Soldiers sacrificed for nothing
Since I brought the rest back
While terrorist rebuild
And prepare another attack

Today I killed a baby
4,000 to be exact
This isn't a statistic
It's just a gruesome fact

No I didn't hold the knife
Or literally harm one soul
But I brought down America
This Nation as a whole

I did my part this year
So I can proudly tip my hat
I helped destroy my Country
I voted Democrat
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